*GIRLCORE* HARDCORE THIS THURSDAY!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
MUSICALIA IS HERE!!
by Isa GT
My new night MUSICALIA launches this Wednesday 23rd of July with a very special guest! DJ TRON AKA Etienne from the fantastic duo RADIOCLIT is gonna be playing a TROPICAL special set! I'll be the resident dj and will be inviting some of my good friends to play whatever genre they love the most.
MUSICALIA is gonna take place at the very new MOUSTACHE BAR in Dalston (LDN) every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month and is gonna change genre of music on every edition! The entry is FREE and the night promises to be a new breath for the local scene, doors open at 8pm, Come!
Moustache Bar (next to Golden Scissors Haidressers)
58 Stoke Newington Road
London, N16 7XB
Friday, July 11, 2008
Birth Control and Things I've Learned: Part 1
Hey ladies. Since I am the first Girlcore whore to be having a baby I feel it is my duty to give you the cold hard facts about pregnancy and childbirth. It may make you think twice about how great it sounds to poke a hole in your mans condom so you can stay at home eating bon bons and watching Maury episodes about the baby mama who has DNA tested 8 men to find the daddy of her bastard child and STILL got it wrong!
I am just starting my 9th month of pregnancy so I know a little something about this....I wont bore you with the complaints about ALL DAY sickness that lasts for 4mos and feeling like you'd rather die than keep feeling this ill for another second. No, I'll tell you some real shit you probably have never heard.
Fact 1: Pee Pants
At about the 7th month you will start to notice your panties always have a wet spot. Not from being horny (though at about month 3 you do start to have the most sexual, dirty dreams you could ever imagine and you DO wake up with wet panties then). But no, this wet spot is happening because A) you keep peeing yourself and B) your uterus is starting to lube itself up for the baby to come out. Yeah, you seriously will start to spurt little pees throughout the day and from here on out you need to wear a panty liner. Apparently its because prego hormones cause some relaxation of your urinary tract making the tissue less toned. Plus you have a watermelon inside you just pressing down on your bladder 24/7 so any slight cough, sneeze, or laughter with give you a squirt. Oh yeah and pregnant pee smells really bad too.
Fact 2: Bleeding Butt
About 50% of women get hemorrhoids in the last trimester of their pregnancy. If you don't know what that is, it's a varicose vein that's in your butt. Apparently it looks like you ate a bunch of tiny grapes and they passed through you undigested. It hurts and bleeds. Mostly you get it because another great thing about pregnancy is that you get constipated. So when you spend hours trying to push out a poo, you accidentally push out a hemorrhoid. I haven't gotten one yet but I'm told if I don't have one now, I might have a nice surprise after my baby is born - a twin hemorrhoid! From all that pushing in childbirth you can easily get it then too. Grrreat. I wonder if I should buy it it's own onsie?
Fact 3: Hairy Mary
Most women start to get hair in not-so-sexy places all over their body. Some get a hairy back, some a hairy face, or if you are like me, you will get a hairy belly. It's not that bad actually, its thin hair and will go away after birth, but it's like my belly has a tea cozy on it. I guess I could have it a lot worse. You also get weird pigment changes. If you have freckles they will get darker. Your nipples and areola will get dark. And I had this weird phenomena of getting freckles and moles all up and down the left side of my body starting from the bottom of my belly and working its way up to my neck. Freaky. And apparently these will not go away after birth. Grrreat part 2.
I think I've scared you into birth control enough for today. I will continue this discussion every week or so as I discover more reasons to go lesbian.
Cx
Monday, July 7, 2008
PLASTIC CARAMELO
Here's the last video from one good *GIRLCORER* from NYC! the song is called PLASTIC CARAMELO and features one really hot colombian TATIANA! it also has a cameo of girlcore stickers! enjoy!
New York get ready for *GIRLCORE* we're gonna have our gcore night there on the 4th of September! more details to follow...
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Warlords and wizards and galaxies and shit...
Enough about vajayjays and pussies... Let's talk about some music. Some heavy music. We had London band Invasion play our Dante's Inferno fashion week party last year, and we continue to get excited by how they just get better and better. They are hot, hard and heavy all at the same time. We like a 3 piece with 2 girls!
This is the video promo for Invasion's new tune Moongazer... They just wrapped up some time in the studio with Jas Shaw (from SMD) and we're excited to see what kind of intergalatic shit they've come up with. For now, feast your eyes on this.
Monday, June 23, 2008
DURAN DURAN TICKET GIVEAWAY AT THE GIRLCORE FREAK SHOW!
This Thursday, Girlcore is back at Catch 22 with "Girlcore: The Freak Show!" So, come dressed as your favorite freaky thing.
We are also giving away a pair of tickets to see Duran Duran at the O2 arena in London on July 3rd. How freaky is that?!
If you live outside of London here are their other UK dates:
July 5th Liverpool Echo Arena
July 6th Nottingham Arena
July 7th Birmingham National Indoor Arena
And for your viewing pleasure I dug up an old video of the classic, "Girls on Film". I mean, this IS Girlcore after all. I dont think you would have seen this particular video on MTV my friends. It's pretty raw and xxx rated and freaky deaky, a lot like GC. My favorite part is probably when one of the girls rides in on a naked man who is supposed to be a horse, then washes him down like shes in a stable.
Click here to see it.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Submission accepted
by Isa GT
From start, *GIRLCORE* has had many male fans and many men gay and straight would like to be part of it, sadly its an all girl collective... that though doesn't mean we can't have some "honorary" members of girlcore!
Here's a picture messaging application from our beloved Caffe Latte! here is how it went...
-Caffe Latte:
KATE GIRLCORE
NAOMI GIRLCORE
WE ARE GIRLCORE!!!
They are SO *GIRLCORE*!!! I have to add I received this photos at 12:30 on Sunday! who knows what CAFFE LATTE were up to! All we know is they will be djing for us on the 31st of August at our tent at OFFSET FESTIVAL! as part of the dragcore line up!
go get your tickets like NOW!!!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
OMG... GIRLCORE in French Playboy
This is me, Karley, showing my boobs in this month's issue of French Playboy. This makes me happy as I like the idea that weird pervy men all over the world are potentially jerking off over my tits, then climaxing all over my shiny, 2-D body, leaving their man juice to dry and get all crusty on my face. Maybe there's even a lesbo somewhere rubbing her wet va-jay jay on the page. Either way, nice one.
The picture was taken by Rankin, who is basically the epitome of the stereotypical fashion photographer. All he did the entire shoot was shout really cliched things like, "Oh yeah baby, give it to me. That's it!" and "Work it girl," while also occasionally throwing in the odd, "Do it. Make love to the camera, you sexy bitch." What was most impressive, though, was that he said all of this while somehow managing to simultaneously smoke a cigarette, boss around everyone in the room, and not lay eyes on me one single time. Basically, he was everything I hoped he would be and more. And realistically, as long as he makes me look hot, who the fuck cares about anything else?
I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that if anyone wants to send me creepy, dirty emails, the email address can be found in the upper right corner of this page. Any I receive I plan to make into a book to give to my boyfriend for his birthday. He's been being a right prick lately. He came home yesterday after I'd been in the house cooking us dinner all night (I would have used the phrase 'slaving in the hot kitchen all day,' but that would have just been a blatant lie. I was making sandwiches.) He was carrying a white plastic bag, held it up and smiled, "I bought you some presents!" This excited me as practically never happens.
So I open the bag all giddy, and what do I find? A carton of apple juice, which I despise (we have been together for four years now. He should know this), a string of love hearts (which is basically the only thing on this Earth I hate more than apple juice), and a copy of NYLON Magazine, which conveniently has the name of his ex-girlfriend's band printed in huge letters on the cover. Wait... let's reevaluate the situation at hand. Do you HAVE a brain, of have you taken such an incomprehensible amount of drugs that it has completely disintegrated, leaving a crater- filled globule of crusted slime it's its place? I know, I've got a great idea! Next time you want to surprise me with something, why don't you just ejaculate into a list of all the girl's names you've ever slept with, and then wrap it in a carton of apple juice? Fucking moron.
So yeah, like I said- filthy emails welcome.
Monday, June 9, 2008
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