Friday, April 18, 2008


So I know this is GIRLCORE and we're supposed to be all about female empowerment and feminism and all that, which is cool and everything, but (contrary to popular belief) not all of us are lesbos. Surprise surprise. So rather than another entry about vaginas, I decided to post an entry about cock for once. You know, to mix things up a bit.

As everyone who’s sucked dick knows, some spunk tastes better than others. Like all human secretions, a guy’s flavour is dictated by his diet. But what cuisine makes some cum yum and other cum yuck? In order to make the world a safer place for blowjobs, I decided to carry out a man-naise test on my boyfriend...

I began my research by making a phone call to my trusted gynecologist. When I told her about my mission, she gave me a simple answer- it's all about what you eat. Here is a list of the foods she says result in what she refers to as 'friendly ejaculations,' and 'unfriendly ejaculations.'

Friendly foods:

Fresh fruit

Unfriendly foods:

Chemically processed liquors

And now for the fun part. I, along with my very helpful and willing boyfriend (I wonder why), spent the past week putting these foods to the test. Each day I fed him a controlled diet, and each morning I gave him a blow-job. And swallowed. All in the name of science, of course. This is what I found:


Breakfast: Fruit cup + sliced pineapple + orange juice

Lunch: Green salad (with added parsley)

Dinner: Stir-fried vegetables

My boyfriend wasn't too hot on the idea of eating only fruits and vegetables all day, but he knew he was getting head out of it, so he complied. The following morning, as planned, I sucked him off until he came in my mouth. Surprisingly, his cum did taste rather nice. It was slightly sweeter than normal, and exceptionally easy to swallow. Also, the smell of it was surprisingly similar to the smell of the chestnut tree I had in my backyard when I was little.

Day 2: CARBS

Breakfast: Bagel with jam

Lunch: 1 slice pizza

Dinner: Pasta with tomato sauce

After a day of consuming carbohydrates, my boyfriend's cum didn't taste like much of anything. It wasn't sweet, like the morning before, but it wasn't bad either. The smell was pretty average as well- kind of like salt, but in a nice way. It was basically your average, run-of-the-mill spunk.


Breakfast: Bacon roll

Lunch: Tuna sandwich

Dinner: Salmon fillet with potatoes

I was dreading this day as I wasn’t too keene on the idea of drinking fish-flavored jizz, but to be honest it wasn't as horrible as I had expected. It tasted slightly bitter, but as I swirled the juicy man-cream around the inside of my mouth, I couldn't taste fish, but more of a buttery flavor. It did, however, smell more potent than the previous two days. Kind of like salt- but in a not-so-nice way.


Breakfast: Yogurt + chocolate milk

Lunch: Crackers with blue cheese and Brie + vanilla ice cream

Dinner: Grilled cheddar cheese sandwich with fried garlic and onions + 4 glasses vodka and coke

Warning! Warning! Dairy makes your cum taste like sour milk in a blender with battery acid (said in emergency robot voice). I honestly didn't think that one day's food could possibly effect the taste of your bodily fluids so extremely, but I was so so terribly wrong. Upon swallowing the vile liquid, I instantly gagged, then spit the disgusting, chunky slime back out of my mouth. It smelt like burnt hair, tasted like rotting onions, and made me never want to give another blow-J for as long as I live.

Hmm... maybe I am a dyke.

Posted by Slutever...

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


Here is a mix, well a mix tape of all my fave songs with the word baby in the title, because my friend is having a baby!

Track Listing

Felix Kubin - Lets Rock Baby
Brian Eno - Baby's on Fire
Hot Chip - Baby said
Konk - Baby Dee
Faust - Baby
the Detroit emeralds - baby let me take you in my arms
Kellee Patterson - I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More, Baby
george mccrae - rock your baby
Girogio Moroder - baby Blue
Knife - She's having a baby

Other songs i contemplated: Manic Street Preachers - little baby nothing! LOL & I LUV U baby - the original.. but I couldn't help sneaking an excerpt of 3 of a kinds baby cakes in.

posted by nadia.

Monday, April 7, 2008


Poor lil Mexican emos, they are being bashed on the streets of Queretaro :( All of this bashing is sadly rooted homophobia - the macho men don't like all these boys running around with big, made-up hair, eyeliner, and skinny girl jeans.


"The trio of long-haired teenagers grasped the plaza wall to shield their bodies as hundreds of youths kicked and punched them while filming the beating on cell phone cameras. "Kill the emos," shouted the assailants, who had organized over the Internet to launch the attack in Mexico's central city of Queretaro. After police eventually steamed in and made arrests, the bloody victims lay sobbing on the concrete waiting for ambulances while the mob ran through the nearby streets laughing and cheering." Read the full story HERE

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Alexa Chung Poster Girl

This photo is in a salon by my house (its super classy - check out the dude in the background) and I can't help but think that Alexa Chung made some side money a little while ago posing as a Ginger hair model....