Thursday, November 20, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Naomi at GIRLCORE Teen Movie
I’m wearing a diaper. You know those diapers designed for old people who can’t hold their poop in? One of those. And to be honest, I don’t know how fond of it I am. For one, it’s not very flattering. It makes my butt look massive. Secondly, whenever I move it makes this crunching sound, like as if I’m hiding my own illicit stash of plastic bags inside my vagina. And to make things worse, it’s not even that comfortable. I have to waddle a bit when I walk. All in all I would have to say this diaper is a massive disappointment. I can only hope that by the time I’m old and incontinent the diaperologists of the world will have made advances in human-waste-absorboration-technology, because this is just downright unacceptable.
I’m wearing the diaper because I have my period. I got it earlier this afternoon. I was having a nice, peaceful nap on my boyfriend’s dad’s bed, only to awake to find my vagina blood had exploded everywhere and created a massive bloodstain on his immaculate, white satin sheets. Bad vibes. I then quickly and sneakily put the sheets into the washing machine, saying a little prayer to God along the way. Dear God, please can you remove my thick vaginal excretions from my boyfriend’s dad’s bed sheets? Pretty, pretty please? I don’t think I could handle it if it stained. I know it’s natural, and that I shouldn’t be embarrassed because it’s something all women undergo, but if I’m being honest, I think the whole period thing is pretty fucking sick. Maybe you should give that one a second thought??? Just a suggestion. Amen. I doubt he’ll listen. God can be a total bastard sometimes.
In high school I always had really mild periods. Unlike my friend Ashton, who literally bled all over anything and everything. From ninth grade onward everyone knew her as “that bitch with the heavy flow.” Her tag line was, “Wait… did I, like, get my period all over myself?” I swear her mother came into class at least once a month to bring her a new pair of clothes after she soaked hers in her own uterine lining. Just few months ago, her lung collapsed and she had to have surgery to fix it. She got her period in the middle of the procedure and bled all over the operating table. I keep reminding myself of these events to downplay the whole white satin sheet disaster. I’m not sure if it’s helping.
After searching the house unsuccessfully for tampons, I was contemplating whether to create a makeshift pad out of toilet paper, or to just shove a sock in my underwear (It actually works. I read about it in Seventeen Magazine), when my boyfriend walked in to find me distressed.
“I got my period all over everything and there are no tampons,” I said, frantically.
“Umm… I think we might have some old sanitary towels of my grandma’s,” he said, looking mildly disgusted. He returned five minutes later, his hands full of white cotton.
“This is not a sanitary towel,” I said, lifting the garment close to my face for inspection. “This is a diaper. I will not wear this.”
“Just try it,” he said. “Who knows? It might be sexy.” That is so fucked up, I thought. I swear, there is something infinitely creepy about this guy. Sometimes I feel like I don’t know him at all. Just the other day, while we were making out, he pulled away from me, looked deep into my eyes and said, “I would still love you if you were a boy.” I don’t know what that means exactly, but I have a funny feeling it has something to do with him wanting to stick his penis inside boys’ buttholes.
Either way, I had no other options, so I surrendered to the freak and am now wearing a pair of Maximum Dignity disposable underwear. God, am I feeling sexy. Oh, and keep this to yourselves, will you?
This is an excerpt from the blog Slutever
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
There's a feature about us in NEO 2, a very cool magazine from Spain. MARIA ELISA, a GIRLCORE member that lives in Barcelona, wrote the article. The pictures were taken by me (the original colours weren't that saturated but nevermind...), and NAZ FORROODIAN styled us. You can see more images from the same shoot on my FLICKR
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
This is a cute lil cute band with a lil cute video and it just reminds me of Girlcore - guys used as sleigh dogs? Loves it!
(oh and i think they totally ripped off the intro to the song from Dead Kennedys "Uber Alles" but thats ok cuz its a rad song to rip off.)
Labels: Those Dancing Days
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
PEOPLE GET READY!
*GIRLCORE* in NYC!
Theme: SWINGING LONDON
Thursday 4th of September/08 @ ALPHABETA
9pm til late
more details to follow!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
In case you were expecting the hotly anticipated 3rd Bloc Party record to come out at the end of the year like most people - surprise surprise, it will be available in just 2 days, hurrah! The band announced the album release last night on their first ever webchat with fans. It's pretty awesome since they have only just finished the record a couple of weeks ago. I remember when I worked at record labels only a few years ago and artists would have to wait upwards of 6 months just to get their music out because they were bound by things called 'release schedules' and having to be slotted into the huge cog of the traditional music industry.
So anyway here are the details:
You can pre-order the album titled "Intimacy" right now on blocparty.com. Fans can choose to pay either £5 for a high-quality mp3 bundle (to be delivered in TWO DAYS on August 21), £8 for a CD (to be delivered on October 27), or £10 for a combined order of both CD and mp3 bundle. Pretty good deal dudes.
You can hear 2 new songs "Mercury" and "Trojan Horse" on their myspace page http://www.myspace.com/blocparty
I've heard the whole thing already and the way I'd describe it is: to me album number 2 was in black and white - this album is in technicolour!
Monday, August 18, 2008
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!
Girlcore at Offset Festival
30-31st August 2008
Hainault Forest Country Park, Redbridge, London
LAUREN FLAX (NYC)
BATTY BASS SOUNDSYSTEM with HANNAH HOLLAND, MC CHICKABOO, MAMA SHAMONE
NAT SELF (Zombie Disco Squad)
THE LOVELY JONJO (Durrr)
TODD (Dalston Oxfam Shop)
MATTHEW STONE (Boombox)
THE-O & SCOTTEE
AMERICA'S NEXT POP MODELS
CAFE LATTE and YEAH ROBBIE
OLI D.A.B. vs. ROBIN (superfilth!!!)
Tickets just £45 for the full weekend / £28 per day!
Full info:- http://www.offsetfestival.co.uk
Monday, August 4, 2008
We're all really excited because GIRLCORE is hosting the dance tent at Offset Festival this year. The line-up looks amazing- best festival line-up I've seen so far this year by far. It's only a month away so get your tickets now!
150 bands will be performing over 7 stages, including Gang of Four, Wire, The Maccabees, Young Knives, Metronomy, Chrome Hoof, Blood Red Shoes and many others.
The GIRLCORE tent will host people like Hannah Holand, Radioclit, Matthew !WOWOW!, Isa GT, Nadia//, Little Boots and lots of others that I can't think of right now...
Tickets are just £45 for the weekend, £28 for the day, get them here:
http://www. offsetfestival. co. uk/tickets/
The festival takes place at the beautiful Hainault Forest Country Park. It's a mere 30 minutes from Central London on the tube and easily accessible from Essex (closest C2C station is Upminster). Shuttle buses will run to and from both stations.
Full lineup and information:- http://www. offsetfestival. co. uk
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
by Isa GT
My new night MUSICALIA launches this Wednesday 23rd of July with a very special guest! DJ TRON AKA Etienne from the fantastic duo RADIOCLIT is gonna be playing a TROPICAL special set! I'll be the resident dj and will be inviting some of my good friends to play whatever genre they love the most.
MUSICALIA is gonna take place at the very new MOUSTACHE BAR in Dalston (LDN) every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month and is gonna change genre of music on every edition! The entry is FREE and the night promises to be a new breath for the local scene, doors open at 8pm, Come!
Moustache Bar (next to Golden Scissors Haidressers)
58 Stoke Newington Road
London, N16 7XB
Friday, July 11, 2008
Hey ladies. Since I am the first Girlcore whore to be having a baby I feel it is my duty to give you the cold hard facts about pregnancy and childbirth. It may make you think twice about how great it sounds to poke a hole in your mans condom so you can stay at home eating bon bons and watching Maury episodes about the baby mama who has DNA tested 8 men to find the daddy of her bastard child and STILL got it wrong!
I am just starting my 9th month of pregnancy so I know a little something about this....I wont bore you with the complaints about ALL DAY sickness that lasts for 4mos and feeling like you'd rather die than keep feeling this ill for another second. No, I'll tell you some real shit you probably have never heard.
Fact 1: Pee Pants
At about the 7th month you will start to notice your panties always have a wet spot. Not from being horny (though at about month 3 you do start to have the most sexual, dirty dreams you could ever imagine and you DO wake up with wet panties then). But no, this wet spot is happening because A) you keep peeing yourself and B) your uterus is starting to lube itself up for the baby to come out. Yeah, you seriously will start to spurt little pees throughout the day and from here on out you need to wear a panty liner. Apparently its because prego hormones cause some relaxation of your urinary tract making the tissue less toned. Plus you have a watermelon inside you just pressing down on your bladder 24/7 so any slight cough, sneeze, or laughter with give you a squirt. Oh yeah and pregnant pee smells really bad too.
Fact 2: Bleeding Butt
About 50% of women get hemorrhoids in the last trimester of their pregnancy. If you don't know what that is, it's a varicose vein that's in your butt. Apparently it looks like you ate a bunch of tiny grapes and they passed through you undigested. It hurts and bleeds. Mostly you get it because another great thing about pregnancy is that you get constipated. So when you spend hours trying to push out a poo, you accidentally push out a hemorrhoid. I haven't gotten one yet but I'm told if I don't have one now, I might have a nice surprise after my baby is born - a twin hemorrhoid! From all that pushing in childbirth you can easily get it then too. Grrreat. I wonder if I should buy it it's own onsie?
Fact 3: Hairy Mary
Most women start to get hair in not-so-sexy places all over their body. Some get a hairy back, some a hairy face, or if you are like me, you will get a hairy belly. It's not that bad actually, its thin hair and will go away after birth, but it's like my belly has a tea cozy on it. I guess I could have it a lot worse. You also get weird pigment changes. If you have freckles they will get darker. Your nipples and areola will get dark. And I had this weird phenomena of getting freckles and moles all up and down the left side of my body starting from the bottom of my belly and working its way up to my neck. Freaky. And apparently these will not go away after birth. Grrreat part 2.
I think I've scared you into birth control enough for today. I will continue this discussion every week or so as I discover more reasons to go lesbian.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Here's the last video from one good *GIRLCORER* from NYC! the song is called PLASTIC CARAMELO and features one really hot colombian TATIANA! it also has a cameo of girlcore stickers! enjoy!
New York get ready for *GIRLCORE* we're gonna have our gcore night there on the 4th of September! more details to follow...
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Enough about vajayjays and pussies... Let's talk about some music. Some heavy music. We had London band Invasion play our Dante's Inferno fashion week party last year, and we continue to get excited by how they just get better and better. They are hot, hard and heavy all at the same time. We like a 3 piece with 2 girls!
This is the video promo for Invasion's new tune Moongazer... They just wrapped up some time in the studio with Jas Shaw (from SMD) and we're excited to see what kind of intergalatic shit they've come up with. For now, feast your eyes on this.
Monday, June 23, 2008
This Thursday, Girlcore is back at Catch 22 with "Girlcore: The Freak Show!" So, come dressed as your favorite freaky thing.
We are also giving away a pair of tickets to see Duran Duran at the O2 arena in London on July 3rd. How freaky is that?!
If you live outside of London here are their other UK dates:
July 5th Liverpool Echo Arena
July 6th Nottingham Arena
July 7th Birmingham National Indoor Arena
And for your viewing pleasure I dug up an old video of the classic, "Girls on Film". I mean, this IS Girlcore after all. I dont think you would have seen this particular video on MTV my friends. It's pretty raw and xxx rated and freaky deaky, a lot like GC. My favorite part is probably when one of the girls rides in on a naked man who is supposed to be a horse, then washes him down like shes in a stable.
Click here to see it.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
by Isa GT
From start, *GIRLCORE* has had many male fans and many men gay and straight would like to be part of it, sadly its an all girl collective... that though doesn't mean we can't have some "honorary" members of girlcore!
Here's a picture messaging application from our beloved Caffe Latte! here is how it went...
They are SO *GIRLCORE*!!! I have to add I received this photos at 12:30 on Sunday! who knows what CAFFE LATTE were up to! All we know is they will be djing for us on the 31st of August at our tent at OFFSET FESTIVAL! as part of the dragcore line up!
go get your tickets like NOW!!!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
This is me, Karley, showing my boobs in this month's issue of French Playboy. This makes me happy as I like the idea that weird pervy men all over the world are potentially jerking off over my tits, then climaxing all over my shiny, 2-D body, leaving their man juice to dry and get all crusty on my face. Maybe there's even a lesbo somewhere rubbing her wet va-jay jay on the page. Either way, nice one.
The picture was taken by Rankin, who is basically the epitome of the stereotypical fashion photographer. All he did the entire shoot was shout really cliched things like, "Oh yeah baby, give it to me. That's it!" and "Work it girl," while also occasionally throwing in the odd, "Do it. Make love to the camera, you sexy bitch." What was most impressive, though, was that he said all of this while somehow managing to simultaneously smoke a cigarette, boss around everyone in the room, and not lay eyes on me one single time. Basically, he was everything I hoped he would be and more. And realistically, as long as he makes me look hot, who the fuck cares about anything else?
I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that if anyone wants to send me creepy, dirty emails, the email address can be found in the upper right corner of this page. Any I receive I plan to make into a book to give to my boyfriend for his birthday. He's been being a right prick lately. He came home yesterday after I'd been in the house cooking us dinner all night (I would have used the phrase 'slaving in the hot kitchen all day,' but that would have just been a blatant lie. I was making sandwiches.) He was carrying a white plastic bag, held it up and smiled, "I bought you some presents!" This excited me as practically never happens.
So I open the bag all giddy, and what do I find? A carton of apple juice, which I despise (we have been together for four years now. He should know this), a string of love hearts (which is basically the only thing on this Earth I hate more than apple juice), and a copy of NYLON Magazine, which conveniently has the name of his ex-girlfriend's band printed in huge letters on the cover. Wait... let's reevaluate the situation at hand. Do you HAVE a brain, of have you taken such an incomprehensible amount of drugs that it has completely disintegrated, leaving a crater- filled globule of crusted slime it's its place? I know, I've got a great idea! Next time you want to surprise me with something, why don't you just ejaculate into a list of all the girl's names you've ever slept with, and then wrap it in a carton of apple juice? Fucking moron.
So yeah, like I said- filthy emails welcome.
Monday, June 9, 2008
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Monday, June 2, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
HERE'S THE DEAL:
*GIRLCORE* IS GONNA BE HOSTING A 1 HOUR RADIO SHOW TOMORROW
THURSDAY 29TH OF MAY, FROM 12 TO 1PM
IF YOU ARE IN THE LONDON AREA TUNE IN! 87.7FM
IF YOU ARE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT HERE:
THIS MIGHT BE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO BE AT A *GIRLCORE* PARTY!
Monday, May 19, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
So I know this is GIRLCORE and we're supposed to be all about female empowerment and feminism and all that, which is cool and everything, but (contrary to popular belief) not all of us are lesbos. Surprise surprise. So rather than another entry about vaginas, I decided to post an entry about cock for once. You know, to mix things up a bit.
As everyone who’s sucked dick knows, some spunk tastes better than others. Like all human secretions, a guy’s flavour is dictated by his diet. But what cuisine makes some cum yum and other cum yuck? In order to make the world a safer place for blowjobs, I decided to carry out a man-naise test on my boyfriend...
I began my research by making a phone call to my trusted gynecologist. When I told her about my mission, she gave me a simple answer- it's all about what you eat. Here is a list of the foods she says result in what she refers to as 'friendly ejaculations,' and 'unfriendly ejaculations.'
Chemically processed liquors
And now for the fun part. I, along with my very helpful and willing boyfriend (I wonder why), spent the past week putting these foods to the test. Each day I fed him a controlled diet, and each morning I gave him a blow-job. And swallowed. All in the name of science, of course. This is what I found:
Day 1: FRUIT AND VEG
Breakfast: Fruit cup + sliced pineapple + orange juice
Lunch: Green salad (with added parsley)
Dinner: Stir-fried vegetables
My boyfriend wasn't too hot on the idea of eating only fruits and vegetables all day, but he knew he was getting head out of it, so he complied. The following morning, as planned, I sucked him off until he came in my mouth. Surprisingly, his cum did taste rather nice. It was slightly sweeter than normal, and exceptionally easy to swallow. Also, the smell of it was surprisingly similar to the smell of the chestnut tree I had in my backyard when I was little.
Day 2: CARBS
Breakfast: Bagel with jam
Lunch: 1 slice pizza
Dinner: Pasta with tomato sauce
After a day of consuming carbohydrates, my boyfriend's cum didn't taste like much of anything. It wasn't sweet, like the morning before, but it wasn't bad either. The smell was pretty average as well- kind of like salt, but in a nice way. It was basically your average, run-of-the-mill spunk.
Day 3: MEAT AND FISH
Breakfast: Bacon roll
Lunch: Tuna sandwich
Dinner: Salmon fillet with potatoes
I was dreading this day as I wasn’t too keene on the idea of drinking fish-flavored jizz, but to be honest it wasn't as horrible as I had expected. It tasted slightly bitter, but as I swirled the juicy man-cream around the inside of my mouth, I couldn't taste fish, but more of a buttery flavor. It did, however, smell more potent than the previous two days. Kind of like salt- but in a not-so-nice way.
Day 4: DAIRY + OTHER UNFRIENDLY THINGS
Breakfast: Yogurt + chocolate milk
Lunch: Crackers with blue cheese and Brie + vanilla ice cream
Dinner: Grilled cheddar cheese sandwich with fried garlic and onions + 4 glasses vodka and coke
Warning! Warning! Dairy makes your cum taste like sour milk in a blender with battery acid (said in emergency robot voice). I honestly didn't think that one day's food could possibly effect the taste of your bodily fluids so extremely, but I was so so terribly wrong. Upon swallowing the vile liquid, I instantly gagged, then spit the disgusting, chunky slime back out of my mouth. It smelt like burnt hair, tasted like rotting onions, and made me never want to give another blow-J for as long as I live.
Hmm... maybe I am a dyke.
Posted by Slutever...
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Here is a mix, well a mix tape of all my fave songs with the word baby in the title, because my friend is having a baby!
Felix Kubin - Lets Rock Baby
Brian Eno - Baby's on Fire
Hot Chip - Baby said
Konk - Baby Dee
Faust - Baby
the Detroit emeralds - baby let me take you in my arms
Kellee Patterson - I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More, Baby
george mccrae - rock your baby
Girogio Moroder - baby Blue
Knife - She's having a baby
Other songs i contemplated: Manic Street Preachers - little baby nothing! LOL & I LUV U baby - the original.. but I couldn't help sneaking an excerpt of 3 of a kinds baby cakes in.
posted by nadia.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Poor lil Mexican emos, they are being bashed on the streets of Queretaro :( All of this bashing is sadly rooted homophobia - the macho men don't like all these boys running around with big, made-up hair, eyeliner, and skinny girl jeans.
"The trio of long-haired teenagers grasped the plaza wall to shield their bodies as hundreds of youths kicked and punched them while filming the beating on cell phone cameras. "Kill the emos," shouted the assailants, who had organized over the Internet to launch the attack in Mexico's central city of Queretaro. After police eventually steamed in and made arrests, the bloody victims lay sobbing on the concrete waiting for ambulances while the mob ran through the nearby streets laughing and cheering." Read the full story HERE
Sunday, April 6, 2008
This photo is in a salon by my house (its super classy - check out the dude in the background) and I can't help but think that Alexa Chung made some side money a little while ago posing as a Ginger hair model....
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Thursday 27 March
22 Kingsland Road
8pm - 2am
(cues around the block start at midnight so get there early!)
Charlie Le Mindu hairdresser of the stars
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Girlcore are hosting the back room this Easter Sunday at Wet Yourself (Bar Aquarium). The theme is the appropriate Easter Bunny, bring outfits and props accordingly (!!!) Oh, and don't forget your bathers. Love Bex. xxx
DON'T GET SCREWED INTO SUBMISSION BY THE PENIS AS A WEAPON
On the Pink Rabbit vibrator -
"The mechanical jack rabbit for the clit."
On Penis Power -
"This man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver for $2.99 but he'll fill your mouth with sperm... that kind of man don't respect a woman."
On the Bottom of the Vagina -
"Don't let every man hit the bottom of your vagina, the root of your vagina. Every man might not know because he don't have a penis to really hit that bottom or have the lift to hit that bottom and work that middle when a woman's spread her legs wide and she's screaming 'Yeah daddy that's it'...."
Labels: vagina power and penis power
By Isa GT
This Month's *GIRLCORE* is gonna be V. good!
As always we try to bring you the best in female talent from all locations and specially new wonders in the UK.
This Month gcore night bring you Little Boots! She's been making people talk about how talented she is, about her voice and charisma, plus the music that goes with it.
Pay a visit to her myspace to see when and where is she gonna be playing next!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Buraka Som Sistema are from Lisbon. They make banging tracks that fuse modern electronic dance sounds with traditional Angolan Kuduro beats. Last December they went to Angola to check out what the shit was going on, and the result is the new video for their track, Sound of Kuduro, featuring MIA, DJ Znobia, Puto Prata and Saborasa. Kids are dancing in the street, despite being surrounded by guns and corruption every time they turn around. Check it out.
Those of us in the big smoke will also have the chance to see them live...
Friday, March 7, 2008
Girlcore are hosting a rather fabulous night for female film makers, and its all in celebration of the world of bmovies. Come, you will find us dressed as sluts and we'll direct you in your very own b movie! Not only that, but you'll find the usual mentalness you would at all our parties, with a live set from the superstar girlcore dj Isa GT and music from the absurdly talented Florence and the machine.
In the meantime, this is not a bmovie but is a wonderful piece of film / art / ridunkulousness made by our very own GIRLCORE members, Karley, Kerry (Miss GIRLCORE) and Lauren. It was shown at Matthew Stone's latest exhibition in Milan. Avril LaVeign (sp???) eat your heart out!!!!!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Our birthday party is there - Thursday 28th Feb. Come!
This Saturday, Isa GT and I were the bread in a biiiiiiig super-size German sandwich. The filling? Boys Noize with added D.I.M. The restaurant? Bugged Out! at Hearn Street Car Park.
1000 people shaking their butts to celebrate the soon-to-be-released (and totally amazing) Boys Noize Suck My Deck mix album, out soon on New State Records. Oh it's tasty.
If you weren't there, here are some pics I stole from Johnno Bugged Out (you weren't there? SHAME.)
It's a party!
Alex Boys Noize with lil' sailor Lolo
Isa doin' it like she knows how
Smugged out: Charlotte, Boys Noize & I
...thanks for having us Bugged Out! best. night. ever.