Tuesday, October 23, 2007

R Kelly Is A Genius

by Marisa Brickman

I know people think we're supposed to be all feminist and shit because we're called *GIRLCORE*, but sometimes we have a soft spot for chauvinist rappers - well, really just R. Kelly.

We forgive him for fucking that teenage girl in the hotel room (but give him mad props for then writing a song about it - WTF?). We can even overlook the child pornography and pissing on a minor - part of the 21 counts he faced as part of fucking that minor. We even forgive him for doing a duet with Celine Dion.

There is no denying that R. Kelly hands down is the smoothest guy on the planet and I'm sure you'll agree that "Bump N' Grind" and "Ignition" might be two of the best slow jams of all time. He's recently extended his youtube rants to include a special version of an up close and personal "Real Talk".

"I decided to do this shit 'Real Talk' on youtube because I think its a great song, you know what I'm sayin'? Even though there's a lot of profanity in it, but profanity represents just how real shit gets when you arguing with your girl and shit..."

R. Dawg even though we love you and forgive you, not to sure we'd want to be your girl. However, we might want you to tap that ass.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Go Marizla! R Kelly IS a genius and anyone for a second who thinks he takes himself seriously probably had a heart attack when Boy George came out.

Hasn't he added more episodes to his legendary Hip Hopera?

Admittedly its a shame about the young girl stuff...

girlcore said...

big up to marizzzla for keepin it REAL. ha. amazzzzing!